nixisinthemix

I'm Dakota, I mainly blog funny stuff but sometimes I'll post from TV shows like Doctor Who. Oh! And my friend made this for me. :)

Who I Follow

nnitendo:

gf: come over

me: im a mobile tube of toothpaste

gf: my parents arent home

me: 

pyjamaparties:

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Oh so that’s what that was in Times Square

(via guy)

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

(via pizza)

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(via guy)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via officialwhitegirls)

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(via d0nn0)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via guy)

theirs:

notthebatman:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sounds like a shih tzu

I’m going to kick your ass

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

scarfydog:

reblog if you cry every time

(via sniffing)